WHAT DO RETIRED PEOPLE DO ALL DAY ?

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting and the answer is lots of things.

For example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was a traffic warden writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a Nazi bastard. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires.

So I called him a dickhead. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care.

I came into town by bus.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age.