No Weddings in Seattle

On a beautiful sunny Saturday afternoon, Kurt stood on the first tee at his country club. He had just pulled out his driver when a young woman in a wedding gown came running up to him, crying.

"You bastard!" she screamed in his face. "You lousy no-good God damn stinking bastard!"

"What's your problem Maggie?" he calmly replied. "I distinctly told you: 'Only if it rained!!'."